I finally got one! I was reading Kotaku at 4am Sunday, and he said that Best Buy would have >15 Wiis per store. Not having gone to bed yet, I figured, why not? So I grabbed some supplies, got up, drove to Best Buy, and waited.
And waited. And waited. Etc.
So I was first in line, and eventually got my Wii and a copy of Wii Play. So, I will now endeavor to set it up and maybe play some Wii Sports.
What are your friend codes? Mine is 4007 2749 6509 4356.